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the reception
"Ricky, did you eat any of that garlic sausage?"
"No, Carol."
"I did - it was wonderful!"
"I know, Carol."
As you can see, Amy's family has perfected the faux smile, perfect for parties, weddings, and church picnics.
"What the hell country does Adam's family come from? I can't understand a word they're saying. I talked to this one guy who kept asking me where I 'pahked the cah' and if I knew where the 'bahthrum' was because his hands were 'wicked filthy'. If you come to this country, you should learn to speak English!"
This is the last time that I believe Amy that she couldn't dance with me because her "dancing toe" was broken!
Amy and her matron-of-honor, Shawna, deep in discussion on the latest feminine brainwashing techniques, including the best way to say "Nothing" to the question, "What's wrong, honey?"