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My Family
What can I say about my family? Nothing, if I want to stay in their wills.
"I am way too young to have a daughter-in-law. Waaaayyy too young. "
My great-aunt Barbara met Oprah and Elvis and is the envy of every daytime-TV watching housewife in Memphis, Tennessee.
Believe it or not, I have four uncles. Three of them were at the wedding, but other than this rare picture of my uncle Brian, my uncles managed to avoid the camera at all costs. Probably because they were crying like newborn babies.
"If one more relative comes over to me and says that I've either grown so much or I look so thin, I'll show them why they call me Jules "The Terror of Bentley" Leary!"
After making out with some 'fly chicks' on the floor, Sean (my best man) pops up to refresh his palate and is suprised by the roving photographer.
My cousins had every single man in the house checking their breath, sucking in their guts, and wishing they spoke "Boston".